Was Frosty the Snowman a hypochondriac?

Hmm. Clearly, he’s only playing dumb and his idiotic antics mask a staggering intellect. The only question–why hide it? I smell a government conspiracy!

But it’s not just what it shows, it’s what he actually says

There must be some magic in it.

Or Frosty is hiding homicidal tendencies.

Caution: NSFW!

Or he was smoking some serious shit in that corncob pipe.

And don’t forget the stupid magician. And the fact that they kept the kids all day at school on Christmas Eve. To see an incompetent magician.

I can’t stand that show. And I have it on VHS (so thankfully I don’t have to watch it any more). I would get irritated every time Frosty invites Karen to go to the North Pole with him in the refrigerated boxcar. “I don’t think my mother will mind,” says Karen, “as long as I’m back by supper.” To the North Pole. And back by supper.

I must say I do enjoy the fact that Frosty is a champion belly whopper, though. It’s the show’s one redeeming feature.

Ellen Cherry, going back and rewatching it on YouTube did effectively remind me what a wasteland '70s cartoons were.