The entire east coast is devastated just before the election, those people need government help. What better government champion than the democrat in charge and what a great counter point to the Katrina mismanagement the week before election day!
*Yeah this OP is stupid, but is still on par with most of whats here already.
In an incident that experts are calling “bizarre and inexplicable”, Rep. Bachmann (R-Batshit) was the victim of a ballistic housing impact. Oddly, her shoes are reported to be missing…
Nah. It was the wrath of God sent to punish us for voting for him and destroy him, but his Anti-Christ powers were sufficient to keep it from doing that much damage. Much Latin chanting was involved.
I think this whole ‘Sandy’ thing was set-up to disgrace the climate change deniers, along with the other major storms the US seems to be enjoying every 6 months.