Was just "defriended" by a childhood friend because I'm not a Born Again Christian

[Drunky_Smurf]

@etv78

We were preschoolers.

Ewww dude that’s gross. Now on the other hand when I was in kindergarden we had a bathroom in the back of the class and this one girl, who was pretty hot, came out after doing her business with her pants around her ankles asking for more TP. We all got a good look at her vulva that day. Maybe I should look her up on Facebook.

@dougie_monty

Is “etv” the starter of this thread? If so–golly, no, I can’t…

Do you even look at the threads you post in? Or do you just randomly click around on the computer screen and when you accidentally hit a thread you post some random comment that you have written down on some flash cards that you keep next to your desk?

[Smeghead]

How the fuck did Dallas enter into this conversation?

[joyfool]

@dougie_monty

Those three other women were unquestionably evil. And to me, anyone in the * Dallas* cast is fair game.

Dougie, honey, don’t you ever go changing. We need more people in the world who think TV casts members are as evil as Mata Hari.

@VinylTurnip

“Just so you know, I’m bigger now.”

Bwahahahahaha!

@Drunky_Smurf

Do you even look at the threads you post in? Or do you just randomly click around on the computer screen and when you accidentally hit a thread you post some random comment that you have written down on some flash cards that you keep next to your desk?

Some days, the posts make me not able to breath. Thanks, bub.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Dougie Monty!

OP complains about Born Again Christian doing something he didn’t like becasue she thought he was being sinful.

Dougie comments how Born Again Christian actresses on Dallas portray sinful behavior, so are acting hypocritically.

Dougie is trying to say “See, OP, BAC aren’t all they claim they are, in terms of being moral and good, so I’m here to support you, bro”.

[Dangerosa]

@Drunky_Smurf

Ewww dude that’s gross. Now on the other hand when I was in kindergarden we had a bathroom in the back of the class and this one girl, who was pretty hot, came out after doing her business with her pants around her ankles asking for more TP. We all got a good look at her vulva that day. Maybe I should look her up on Facebook.

Just make sure you bring that up early in your reaquaintance…women really like it when they are reminded of their childhood sexual attractiveness by adult pervs.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Dougie Monty!

OP complains about Born Again Christian doing something he didn’t like becasue she thought he was being sinful.

Dougie comments how Born Again Christian actresses on Dallas portray sinful behavior, so are acting hypocritically.

Dougie is trying to say “See, OP, BAC aren’t all they claim they are, in terms of being moral and good, so I’m here to support you, bro”.

Damn, you’re good.

@Dangerosa

Just make sure you bring that up early in your reaquaintance…women really like it when they are reminded of their childhood sexual attractiveness by adult pervs.

Thanks for the advice. I love this board. People are so helpful.

[Boyo_Jim]

Were vegetables or pets involved?

[GrandWino]

@Boyo_Jim

Were vegetables or pets involved?

He’s just in a wheelchair, he’s not a vegetable.

[Green_Bean]

Man, I haven’t heard a Leona Helmsley reference in years! She was really something else. You brought a smile to my face, dougie.

(and that’s probably the only time Leona Helmsley has ever made anybody smile.)

[Enginerd]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

Dougie is trying to say “See, OP, BAC aren’t all they claim they are, in terms of being moral and good, so I’m here to support you, bro”.

And if Dougie’s support doesn’t make you re-examine your behavior, then nothing will.

[dougie_monty]

@Enginerd

And if Dougie’s support doesn’t make you re-examine your behavior, then nothing will.

Somehow I sense an effort at humor is being attempted here. However, as one motivational speaker said, "You can’t heat an oven with snowballs. "

[cochrane]

@Knowed_Out

Do you just not remember what you post? You disparaged Charlene Tilton for her BAC claim, then listed three other women who had nothing to do with anything.

You should know by now that’s his schtick.

@dougie_monty

Somehow I sense an effort at humor is being attempted here. However, as one motivational speaker said, "You can’t heat an oven with snowballs. "

Oooh! Let me try.

“You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish.”

[Knowed_Out]

@dougie_monty

Those three other women were unquestionably evil. And to me, anyone in the * Dallas* cast is fair game.

OK dougie, remember you need to focus on the topic at hand. We’re not talking about evil women throughout history, or Dallas.

[Enginerd]

@dougie_monty

However, as one motivational speaker said, "You can’t heat an oven with snowballs. "

Depends on the initial temperature of the oven, doesn’t it?

[Knowed_Out]

@Antinor01

Sorry, I’m lost as to what ethic you’re talking about.

Sigh. It’s this sentence inside the ethic, if you want to be technical: “There are a number of guys I fooled around with at an early age.” Since etv78 was talking about something that happened at a preschool age, it makes you sound like you were a promiscuous 6-year old.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@dougie_monty

"You can’t heat an oven with snowballs. "

No, but you can oven snow with heatballs.

@Knowed_Out

it makes you sound like you were a promiscuous 6-year old.

Oooooh sexy.

[Green_Bean]

People will say any dumb thing that pops into their head in order to end an interaction with someone who is being creepy and/or pushy.

I once told a bunch of Lubavitchers that I was a Mormon just to get away from them. I walked away thinking “Mormon? Tha hell? Why didn’t I just tell them I was a Christian and leave it at that?” But it worked and that’s really all that mattered.

@Dangerosa

Just make sure you bring that up early in your reaquaintance…women really like it when they are reminded of their childhood sexual attractiveness by adult pervs.

Why didn’t we ever get that barfy smiley. Yarrrrgh.

[kayaker]

@dougie_monty

However, as one motivational speaker said, "You can’t heat an oven with snowballs. "

The specific heat of water is 1 calorie/gram °C = 4.186 joule/gram °C which is higher than any other common substance.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Green_Bean

Why didn’t we ever get that barfy smiley. Yarrrrgh.

Those emetophobes ruin it for everone.

[Antinor01]

@Knowed_Out

Sigh. It’s this sentence inside the ethic, if you want to be technical: “There are a number of guys I fooled around with at an early age.” Since etv78 was talking about something that happened at a preschool age, it makes you sound like you were a promiscuous 6-year old.

Ah ok. I can see where you would think that.