Yes, they reran that episode of The Simpsons tonight, and I’d like to have a recipe for them as I’ve had something like that before (same basic deal, but I don’t remember what they were called) and I’m craving them (and the place that once sold them, no longer does).
I haven’t seen the episode you mention but it shouldn’t be too hard to deep fry or otherwise cook your wings, then mix something like equal parts clarified butter & wasabi, mix and enjoy. Or burn and choke and cough, whichever effect you’re after. I can only imagine what the Simpsons must have been up to.