Seeing as how the OP enjoys being attacked, can we hire some attack deer?
I would try and make another deer pun, but my hart is not in it.
Also, why can’t the police do something about those frightening children and elderly we are supposed to “watch for”?
So that some poor motorist doesn’t hit one and cry out, “D’oh!”
More than a couple of bucks.
Well, that question seemed obviously silly as I wrote it. I’m heartened by the fact most of you could see that. I’m testing the credulity of some. Nice job, Marley23.
I take-back most of the shit I’ve given you. Good call, Ump.
At least it’s not a salmon crossing sign.
Ok, now that makes sense; salmon are poor runners, having no legs and all. That’s truly weird.
Ouch. I’m going to have to re-think it all, now.
Ha ha ha, seriously though, ever see a car after it’s hit a deer? Yeah, you wouldn’t laugh at those signs then. They’re all over the place here in Western PA.
And we should try and take your query seriously instead of resorting to cheap puns. Sorry. So anything else you want to know about deer, just ask. You got questions? We got antlers.
You know the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer Nuts ™ are $5.95 and deer nuts are under a buck.
No apology wanted. No, you should NOT take this thread seriously. And I like puns. I wish some of my esteemed colleagues would take seriously the comments of mine that are meant to be taken seriously. Like the rise of the police-state, the NSA spying on us, and other breaches of the public trust. These are generally ignored or stone-walled by too many smart people, here. Why ?
I’ve got a deer question. They jump high.
Because we’re too smart.
What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer? A dill doe.
If a female pig is called a sow and a male deer is called a buck, what do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks.
The real reason is that it lets cars aim better. Umm, venison.
And antler glad that the OP started this thread?
Hey, if I steal that picture? I have a lot of hunters in my family who’d probably like it.
Oh, Yeah, you would have to bring that up wouldn’t you? It’s bad enough that the Scandanavians kill us in math and reading - now even their deer are smarter than our stupid American deer.
