Well it is now official. In the course of playing basketball last night I sprained yet another ankle which now brings my lifelong total to 10 for the right ankle and 9 for the left one. I now feel this perverse need to make sure my left one catches up or I lose the bet with my wife as to which ends up with the most before I die.
I know how you feel…I’ve dislocated my right shoulder about 15-20 times…and my left one, about 5-6 times. It sucks…but like the lonesome burger patties, I don’t want my left shoulder to feel left out.
Nice thread title, Mully. You know what I was thinking! 
Anyway, I hope your ankle feels better soon!
ditto persephone 
I was afraid Jack Dean Tyler was at it again, myself.