Came across this blog pose in the aftermath of the UK local government elections and felt that is ticked all the boxes for this particular forum:
Enjoy!!
Grim
Oh, that is wonderfully idiotic. That is one reason I support broad free speech rights: Give those idiots enough rope and they’ll not only hang themselves, they’ll fashion the rope into a kind of physically-impossible rope grenade or claymore and use it to take out everyone standing next to them.
Seriously… does he think Muslims have lasers? Does he think they have death rays powered by the strength of their infidel beliefs? (Also, in the autotuned version, I could swear he said ‘ray gums’, which is either an artifact of the pitch-shifting, his accent, or the fact he’s the kind of person who thinks Muslims have death rays.) Or is he trying to hearken back to an earlier era of fuckheadry, back when the Conservative Movement was in full swing there and in the States, and trying to say that the Muslims have the charismatic politicians now. You know: Muslamic Reagans.
He’s precisely the kind of idiot I want in groups like that, and I hope he stays with it for as long as that group is in any danger at all of gaining any broad support.
I think that, considering the next thing he says is “There’s fifteen-year-olds getting raped, and everything”, he was trying to say “Muslamic rape gangs” – which at least makes some kind of sense.
Racism is wrong. Autotuning is also wrong. This video shows that two wrongs can make a right.
Oh.
So… where, precisely, do people talk like he does? I know the broad category of ‘British English’ can be divided up quite finely based on regional accents, so which region does his accent hail from?
“Wherever morons gather” isn’t going to do for an answer, is it? 
He’s not from anywhere near me, so the best my untrained ear can come up with is “maybe Lancashire-ish”. In any case, I do hope you understand that there are layers of inarticulacy, ignorance, camera-shyness and very possibly chemical impairment on top of whatever local accent he has. I would hate you to get the idea that he was typical of any geographical area.
That, my friends, is the accent of alcoholism.
I’m pretty sure he is typical of the geographical area locally known as the pub.
“Muslamic”, that was fucking great, I’m gonna reuse that one, a lot.
There’s a bit of Manchester where they have that slight slurring of their k’s like scousers have, and they hate being mistaken for scousers, which makes it very funny. I think its around Stockport way.
It must be a very local protest, I can’t imagine him being capable of travelling safely unless accompanied by a person.
He does say they’re “somewhere near London”, so presumably some of those people milling about behind him are his carers.
(Also blindboyard, Capitaine Zombie) OK, that’s mainly what I was wondering, I suppose. I had a difficult time imagining his specific speech pattern was widespread anywhere, but people tend to take offense when you imply their customary mode of speech sounds like the ramblings of a drunken moron who shouldn’t be let out alone.
Interesting. (For those playing along at home, ‘scouser’ refers to people around Liverpool. All the Beatles qualify (or qualified) as scousers.)
Muslamic ray guns are like regular death rays, except they’re shaped like Ayatollah Khomeini’s face, they alert you when it’s prayer time, and they explode when fired. Come on people, how could you not know about these things?
I think he just says the “Muslim infidel” is imposing “Iraqi law” in London, I don’t think he means to say that he himself is from London.
Muslamic ray guns or rape camps? I dunno.
Doesn’t sound like booze or drugs. That sounds like years of leaded gas sniffing.
No, I don’t think he’s saying he’s from London either. My impression is that he’s part of a group of people who’ve travelled (probably from various places) to take part in a march, somewhere near London.
As far as I can tell, he says (from 0:36):
[QUOTE=Random Skinhead in video]
You’ve got… you’ve got… the Iraqi law…that they’ve put… they’ve put down in, in London — like, we’re more-or-less near London today — but they’re trying to put the Iraqi law down on… on… on London, they’re trying to f… they’re just trying to put their, their law down on us, and we can’t stand for that.
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Having said which, he probably isn’t any better at Geography than he is at Political Science or Comparative Religion, so “more-or-less near London” likely covers a pretty wide territory.
I’m pretty sure he’s talking about Regimes.
WotNot, the transcript is hilarious.
- Which Iraqi law is this?
- It’s the Muslim… Muslamic law… they’ve got their… they’ve got their law… obviously it’s their law, innit… obviously there’s nothing we can do about that…
“You’ve got Muslamic rape gangs, fucking, there’s fifteen year olds getting raped and everything, it just can’t happen”, so definitely rape gangs.
I am so proud of my country.
Wasn’t it Valteron who continually cited the EDL for evidence of the Islamicisation of Britain? Well, damn, look no further, he’s onto a winner.
I am already feeling the power of the 1920’s style Muslamic “death rays” from where I sit, being beamed in from my Bangladeshi neighbours over the road.
In other news, Obama is Osama. You read it here first (I hope).