Yup, that’s right I’ve just finished packing, I’ve booked myself on stand-by and if all goes well I’ll be someplace in Europe by Friday. (I hope it’s near home, but flying standby is always an adventure)
I’ve missed Europe so much - not that I’m not thoroughly an American, but I’ve decided I’m an American who prefers to live elsewhere. There’s just not enough Euro-pop here for my tastes, you know? And one can only eat so much biscuits and gravy and chicken fried steak before you start craving some nice brotchen und kase, ja? We’ll not even speak of what passes for coffee here…
And I miss my little guy and my big guy like crazy; it’s going to be wonderful to see them again. Make that mind-blowingly incredible, I never, ever want to be so far from both of them again.
Even though it was miserable, I’m glad I had this chance to pull myself back together. I’m much stronger and happier now, and I don’t think I’ll ever be in the same awful position I was in before I left again.
I can’t wait to get home!!!
So…when’s the next party? Looks like most of my weekends in late June/early July will be free…
Unroll the red carpet and put the champagne on ice! Hoo-Ahh!
tater, you know you belong among the trash. Ehm, you know what I mean. Good to have you back, especially when seeing the mood you’re in. If there’s any truth to this karma deal, you’re definitely in the line for some good times.
See you around the continent - I’m not really able to go partying with you when indicated, but how does Hamburg in late August grab ya ?
[sup]Get it? Get it? See, she’s actually GOING, and I have quite wittily worked that into an Oprah reference, causing gales of laghter all over the planet! Thank you, thank you![/sup]
Coldy, Snormy, I can’t really commit to late August just yet…still have more pesky divorce details to take care of around then. UGH. But if I’m on the continent, I’ll be sure to swing by.
Everyone else: I’m still so, so excited and doing the happy giggles dance. I missed TT and P and tateroma and Bubba and my brother so much and I can’t wait to see them all again.
Dear Tater
Our auditors have been checking the books here and it would appear that you have overlooked the fact that the outstanding balance on the Nookie Owed to P. Account is far in excess of what was agreed. You are in the red bigtime madam.
We would appreciate if you could settle the account in full at your earliest convinience.
If you have already mailed your nookie please ignore this post
Should you not respond to this writing within a fortnight, a 15% annual interest will be charged to your nookie. If a month elapses, four large guys will show up on your door step to beat the living nookie out of you.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Is Mr. P getting frisky? Need I remind him that I am owed birthday nookie? You got strippers on your birthday or at least my permission to go and drunkenly ogle nekkid chicks…no fair. So, until I get my birthday nookie, I am holding onto any nookie I might owe you.
Now let’s stop all this talk of nookie (yeah, I know I started it) before LC comes in with another limerick about your penis.
tater, you’ve just accomplished a near-miracle. I’ve been sitting here for a half hour seriously contemplating switching parties, based solely on yer last post. Risking another Slick Willy [sub]shudder[/sub] might just well be worth it.
Ah, well, I gots another three years to make up my mind at least. Meantime, could you order me a Kristal-weizen once you’re there? Travel safe and good luck.
Of course I’ll order you a Kristal, Tygr and a Hefe for myself. Anyone else want anything?
And this is your last chance AmeriDopers! If you want your tater back, better not vote for Bush again. The Trash are making it mighty temping for me to stay…
