Yet another “why didn’t I think of that?” scheme…
Here’s a link to the page saying why this guy (and his friends) are doing it:
http://www.millioncount.com/TheStory.htm
I normally think of English as a remarkably powerful, versatile language, capable of conveying subtle shadings of emotion, overwhelming floods of expression or precise technical information. However, there are times when the tools afforded me by my first language - words such as inane, pointless and buttfuck retarded - come up woefully short.
:rolleyes: <— big ol’ bucket for Mr. Million Counter, not the OP.
If the Grim Reaper is any sort of fan of irony, he’ll pay this guy a visit right around “Nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred ninety six…”.
I wonder how much the advertising pays him
A million bottles of beer on the wall
A million bottles of beer
On their site they say (I paraphrase), “Haven’t we all wondered how long it would take to count to a million?”
Not me. It never crossed my mind. Am I alone?
So I just listened to a grown man take a wizz on the Internet.
I think he skipped 74. Start over.
I do hope they’re recording this. Then not only will he be the first person to count to a million, but he’ll also have the record for fastest time. So then somone will try to break it 