Story here. “Former AFL player Wayne Carey has been spotted holidaying in Thailand, just days after he failed to appear in a US court on assault charges.”
Man, we get them all over here. You’d think he woulda learned something from that Ponytail Bandit.
It’s just such a lovely country to flee to. I plan on giving myself up peacefully while watching some muay Thai at Lumpini.
But it makes for a much better story if you get involved in a shootout.
Just run over the fuckwit if you get a chance, then maybe all of our mainstream media will have something meaningful to print instead of crap about over-rated AFL figures.