We got a refrigerator in my office FINALLY!--

which is a good thing, but now I’m concerned about various slobs here who will swig from my milk container with their disgusting food-particle-filled mouths. What do you do to discourage unhygienic behavior?

Label the milk URINE SPECIMEN?

Label it “I already spit in here”?

“Drink your own goddamned milk”?

How about leaving one container filled with gross stuff in the milk (that I can easily tell from my actual milk container)? Swig from that and it will be the last swig you’ll take from someone else’s milk for a while.

Just writing my name on the container seems insufficient, somehow.

Please share. (Ideas, not milk.)

Label it breast milk.

All the better if you’re male.

Careful or you’ll get, “So did I”

Leave curdled milk in there. Folks will swig. Once. :smiley: