We Have A Winner: Bulwer-Lytton 2003

[Shirley_Ujest]

2003 Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction Contest

The winner was so bad, it was good.

They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined
string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white . . .
Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn’t taste distinctly dissimilar
from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently.

[Eve]

Already in Cafe Society . . .