Summer is coming up, and the news media from television to magazines will soon be all abuzz with articles on how damaging the sun can be to your skin. By now we’ve all heard about the dangers of exposure to ultra-violet. Even little kids can be seen pointing at someone in short sleeves and saying, “Look, Mommy, there’s a stupid, uninformed person exposing his/her flesh to the wicked rays of the sun. Shall I spray him/her with this spf4000 sunscreen from my squirt gun?”
My answer to that is, “MIND YER OWN BUSINESS, KID. IN THIS COUNTRY WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BARE ARMS.”
See? I can be conservative, too.