We hold these truths to be self-evident...

… that cake is thicker than water.

And two in the hand is worth more than one in the bush!

And that you should never cook your chickens before they hatch, you should cook eggs before they hatch! Or, possibly, eggs that aren’t going to hatch! THAT’S MORE TRADITIONAL AROUND HERE!

So go out there, and remember: It wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, it wasn’t over when one of those poor, dumb bastards died for his country, and, when the team is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they’ve got and say, the Gipper said, “General T’so, WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN!?!”