Yes it does. I just watched a pot of water come to the boil on my oven. It took 4 minutes and 23 seconds.
“An Englishman’s home is his castle”
Not in my part of England. I have recently had to fill in the moat I dug around my home as I did not have the correct planning permission and I am due in court next week for pouring boiling oil from an upstairs window onto two Jehovahs Witnesses.
“** He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword**”
Tell that to Aldo Nadi, possible the greatest swordsman of modern times. Well, you can’t actually because he died in his sleep in 1965 at the age of 66.
“Two heads are better than one”
If that’s the case, why do we go to all the trouble and expense of seperating cojoined twins?
“Still waters run deep”
Tell that to some of the patients at Stoke Mandiville spinal injuries hospital, who’s only crime was to dive in at the shallow end of a swimming pool!
“What you don’t know can’t hurt you”
I didn’t know there someone had puta mouse trap in my pocket one day last summer but that didn’t stop it hurting like hell when it caught my thumb.
I already earned the damned thing. Saving it is just more aggravation without any payoff. It reminds me of my mother’s definition of “economical”: the way to spend money without enjoying it. Pfui.
