But at least our desks aren’t the germ vectors yours are! 
neener neener neener! 
I guess all that sugar and spice serves as a good growth medium, eh ?
This confirms the affirmative link between girls and cooties we have long suspected.
I know the nursery rhyme, but what’s a snip?
Agreed, pravnik. Now the truth is out there and exposed. You girls are actually the dirty ones.
It’s either scraps of stuff they had laying around, or metal shears. Works either way.
I was hoping “snips” wasn’t an allusion to “foreskin” or “circumsicion”. I can only pray that I’m wrong.
Well, you know what they say: “When she’s good, she’s good; when she’s bad, she’s better…” 
Oh, don’t get me wrong. As long as they know they’re dirty and act accordingly…
K, I need to shut up now.
I have heard a variation of the nursery rhyme that said “snakes and snails”. That seems to make more sense to me.
One woman in my office brought her new baby in to show it off. She then lay the baby on her desk and proceeded to change it’s diaper. She was going to do it on my desk but I told her no way in hell would I let her do that. She never wiped off her desk afterwards. :eek: Yuck.
I was wondering about that, if women having more germs came from having more contact with those little disease carriers, children.
Nope. It’s by design, Germ-Holder.
Women’s desks are dirtier than mens’ desks because (where do those apostrophes belong anyhow?) because women spend more time at their desks working??