Let’s face it, California is filled to bursting with liberals and we don’t know what to do with them. It is clear to me now we need to send waves of our scions of socialism to tilt the competitive states to be more blue.
We’ve already done it to Colorado, I only know because The natives there CONSTANTLY bitch about the Californian influx ruining thing.
It is past time that we be the invasive species we were meant to be. No greater sacrifice was ever asked of a people than what I am asking right here, right now. I am asking for many of you to move out to weedhole Wisconsin and bumf*ck Ohio.
I know most of you want to head to Florida, even with the hurricanes and gators because at least they have good looking latinos and big cities, but some of you WILL need to travel to the frozen north.
This is a song of ice and fire and the zombies are in the white house. It’s past time we let our dragons loose upon the nation.
Y’all already did that during the Bill’s time in the white house, please refrain from doing so again.
No, really, it’s not needed.
It’s not that we don’t appreciate your offer, it’s just that some of us are still trying to figure out what to do with all the “great things” y’all brought with you during the Great Calexodus of the 90s.
I actually think something like this would be fantastic for the country as a whole. Liberals will get to see the actual challenges facing flyover country and rural Americans will get some liberal neighbors to put a real face to the “gay SJW hippy from CA” stereotype they have.
I kind of imagine the calexodus folks mostly fortifying the cities in the embattled states, with a giant death ray that targets any rurals that get too close.
The reverse exodus would be useful as well. I remember seeing a snippet of Michael Moores Trumps America and seeing some guy some late 20ish early 30s white guy that could not get work in his area and having flashbacks to Sam Kinisons bit about world hunger.
Oh well in that case maybe the rural Americans should just besiege the cities and halt all shipments to them like the campesinos do occasionally in Latin America.
The other way around: come here! Please! There are still tons of conservatives in California, and they want nothing more than to redden the state’s tone. If there are any liberals left in, say, Alabama, ditch that dump and come here! We need you, and we’ll treat you well. It’s a win/win outcome for us all. (Except the conservatives, and, hey, nuts to them: they’ve got their own states.)
I moved in at age 30 from Indianapolis (ain’t that a clever name? it has the name of the State in it!).
I have posited that everyone should do their damndest to become, who, what and where they want to be by age 30.
Here’s the important part: Because, after age 30 (or so) people become “sticky” and loath to move/change.
I put in my time in Hell. And I’m still not certain that San Diego can be trusted (any place that names an airport after John Wayne is suspect).
We can start by moving San Diegans to AZ. They might be enough to tip the scales (I am still amazed that AZ might be in play - these people produced Barry Goldwater, fer christ’s sake).
If, after SD shrinks by 30%, we can maybe talk about sending right-thinking citizens in after them.