With magellan escaping with the dagger up his ass, Rand Rover stealing the coat from a whining baby (played by curlcoat) and elucidator being the optimistic young monk still willing to believe in the fundamental good that unites humanity?
Well, OK, but he’s gotta have super bad kung fu skills, and despite being all humble and serene, every once in a while has to kick somebody’s ass so hard their spine pokes through the top of their head. No albinos.