Timmy! (you have to say it with a growl in your throat.)
I think I love you…
Or like on South Park.
The Pompatus of Love
mangina
pfflanger
clitorhis
the emu
middle stump
business man
Hmmmmm…
Rosy Red Repro Rod.
"You kip usin’ that word; I do not think it mins what you think it mins…’:dubious: 
Stormy Petrel on a stick.:eek:
Caesar
The Scarlet Pimpernal
My little red chevette
My GP (grand prix)
Nathan (after Nathan’s Famous)
pogo (thinking of the stick and its action)
‘Big Jim and the twins’…I only heard that the other day, but it may be common elswhere in the world.
purple headed womb broom
tallywhacker
I have a weird sence of humour. I entertained my co-workers with voice gags. I saw a girl who looked a little sad, so I put on my Peter Lorre voice and said to my co-worker:
“She looks sad. I should like to comfort her. I have my ‘comfort stick’.”
Well, she thought it was funny!
Anyway… Comfort Stick.
Wasn’t there a song with the lyrics “Beat me with your rhythm stick”?
I love it? Can I use it?
The term, not the penis.
If I had a small one with a hair trigger, I’d call it a dubya.
I don’t, though. Mine’s called Big Olaf, the anvil.
how about Jack?
as in Jack Meoff
Although Samurai Jack is good too…
Meat Syringe.
Getting back to the Monty (Trouser) Python theme, [url=“http://www.lyricsfind.com/lyrics/3450/33876.php”]this site* has the lyrics to Isn’t It Awfully Nice to Have a Penis. Suggestions from the song would be:
Dong
Stiffy
Dick
Tadger
Prick
Willy
John Thomas
one-eyed trousers snake
Piece of pork
Wife’s best friend
Percy
Cock
Of course, none of those are new.
[American, French, German, etc anything but scottish] bagpipe
or any instrument you need to blow to make it works 
Actually, being of the flying persuasion, I’ve always liked Joystick.
In that case, mine would be a cyclic.
(Somehow, “collective” doesn’t have the right ring to it.)