“Omar the tent maker”
“Shock and his two friends, Awe”
I wanna be a guy! There are so many neat things to call your best friend.
Some one needs to start a euhhimisms for “vagina” thread!
Then we could have euphamisms for female masturbation. Like “roughing up the bear”.
Okay, how about this for “vagina”? Pole Vault.
I have serveral euphamisms for my “alone” time, as of late, its been teletubby time.
Keeping in the flying theme, I like cockpit.
Johnny, I didn’t realize you were a rotor-head!
So in keeping with that, would your joystick go in my cockpit?
You Betcha! Slip-fit for comfort and proper control…
Damn…
So its gonna be a wild ride?
I’m sure we could think of some aerobatic maneouvers, also acrobatic…aerobic…
Wot, I didn’t mention it?
How can you tell if there’s a pilot at your party?
He’ll tell you.
[sub]I’m not current at the moment. Other things going on. And now that I’m unemployed, helicopters will be too expensive a hobby. 
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I’m sure you can always rent a Stearman or something…Not quite as pricey.
Best of luck on the job hunt; I’m breathlessly awaiting that interview call myself.
I gotta go kill a kitten.
:eek: I DO hope you’re joking…
You do know what it means to “kill a kitten”, don’t you?
Apparently not…I so do love learning new euphamisms…
Care t oenlighten me? 
Killing a kitten = masterbation.
Playing hide and seek with b.o.b is as well.
I figured as much; after I thought about it…
It’s nice to know I have that effect on wimmins!
Ahem… getting back to the OP;
‘bologna pony’ as in riding the…
‘little Elvis’ as in Little Elvis has left the building.
I do like Dubya as a descriptive, but he sure as hell ain’t my best friend.