So…
When are you having kids?
Geez, talk about rushing things…it’ll never last…
Congrats and best wishes for a lifetime of sharing in all good things
Congrats!
Always good to see somebody that’s found the right one.
A toast! ::raises glass::
May your next 28.5 years be as cherished as the first.
Mazel tov!
Wow! I was wondering if I’d find an excuse to have a drink tonight. Now you’ve given me one. Thanks!
Congratulations! It’s MHO that marriage, if you find the right person, is possibly the best idea the human race has come up with since fire! 
Mazel tov!
Congrats to you, DMark, and best wishes to your partner! (One is never supposed to offer the bride congratulations, and since you’re the one who expected the goats and knockwurst, I’m making an assumption. Certain formalities must be observed – even in Vegas – lest Emily Post spin in her grave.)
So you and your partner have been faithfully committed for over 28 years?
It’s people like you who are destroying traditional marriage. :mad:
Just kidding. Congratulations, may you have many, many more happy decades ahead.
But what if other people follow his example? What happens if everybody in Las Vegas starts gettting married without an Elvis impersonator? What then?
Somebody think of the Lisa Marie impersonators.
Congratulations! Give the old ball-and-chain a hug and a kiss from Jimbo and me!
Wouldn’t that be your parents?
Congratulations on being all paperized…
To all of you!
A very festive congratulations to you both! May you continue to enjoy long and happy lives together.
pssssssst! If I rub your tummy, do you think I might finally get married too?
Congratulations. Marriage is great, enjoy it.
Speaking of goats….the infamous goat cannon thread
All best wishes from
Hometownboy
Mazel tov on your domestication.
Twenty eight and a half years? That’s longer than all of Liz Taylor’s marriages. I think it’s obscene that we don’t have this partrnership law in every state.
I’ll get you a couple of those plastic placemats at WalMart.
WooHoo! Congratulations!!!
congratulations
Congratulations! 