Shameless plug here, but my lacrosse team started merchandising. Yes, we do sell thongs (girl type.) If any dopers want one, or a WMU lacrosse beer mug, check out [link deleted]
Our team website is www.wmulacrosse.com
Check us out, we’re good guys 
Mmm, sexy. Do you sell any of the male variety? 
No, actually we don’t. It’s a liability, as someone on the team would get drunk and buy them all. Some of these guys have a thing with the thong, and it’s not pretty
Pretty be damned. Let me be the first to say:
JPEGS!
So, I’m looking at the page and staring at the thong. Then I notice the ad at the top says “Gifts for Dads and Grads.” And I laugh, as I form the mental picture of a graduate giving his dad a thong.
I hadn’t noticed that ad before, it’s great!
Maybe I should come to a Doperfest and hand some of these out.
Or let people take them off you for money.
What?
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