We shipped your order today! Honest!

My portable CD player has been misbehaving for a long time, and I’ve been wanting to get an iPod to replace it. Last week I finally got around to ordering the iPod, direct from Apple. Naturally I chose the free ground shipping option, which is supposed to take two to five business days. The very next day–last Saturday–I got an e-mail informing me that my order had been shipped. Hey, speedy service! Of course I take it with a grain of salt that the unit has actually been shipped on a Saturday. I figure that what they really mean is that it’s all packed and logged in and ready to be picked up by the delivery service on Monday.

So today, it being the fifth day since I got the shipping notice, I thought, “Hey, maybe I’ll get my iPod today. I’ll just log into my account and check the tracking.” The tracking shows that the package was picked up by Airborne Express on 8/21/03…

…i.e., today.

Okay, fine, it’s not going to kill me to have to wait until next week for my iPod. But why the fuck do you bother to tell me that you’ve shipped it five days before it actually goes out the door? News flash: “shipped” does not mean “placed in a cardboard box and set carefully on the mailroom floor.” Grrrr…

Blows goats, doesn’t it?

The fine print often reads “shipping information has been received.” That’s what happened to me - they sent it out four days after sending in the info.

Just be thankful its not coming FedEx. You will recieve and sign for a smashed box with a broken ipod in it. You will call FedEx and they will deny ever having touched it. You will say, “Yes, I signed for it. Check your records.” They will say that its not your signiture or address. You will prove it is. They will say its not broken or damaged. You will prove it is. They will say they didn’t do it. You will insist they did, and the shipper will back you up. They will say it wasn’t insured. You will prove it was. They will not respond further and you are left with 3 months wasted time and a broken ipod.


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