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Awww, I thought this would be really really new. I think I’ve seen or heard of every single item, and at least one, the F-22, has already been canceled.

I can’t help but link to the Dragon’s Breath wiki. I am so very much in love with this ammunition. Ever since I first chanced upon it, the idea of a shotgun that shoots fire is one of the few ways I can reach a climax near effortlessly. Cheesecake is another.

I suppose I should link the replacement for the M-4 here, then.

[looking at first gallery page] Jeez…what is it with the “death of the F-22” kick? It’s more like “not building any more than the nearly 200 planned…aside from the 150 already built.” Assuming they don’t just restart production under the next administration, and/or when the F-15s finally need complete replacing.

Bah! Enough of that. More High Impulse Weapons System and the China Lake Grenade Launcher (often mistaken for the EX-41).

I think linking to one of those 300/Halo trailer mashups would actually be appropriate at this point.

But I’ll finish instead with the Iowa-class battleship/carrier conversion design study from the 70s-80s. Awww yeeeeah. Screw the Yamato.

I suppose I should also list the FRAG-12 ammo for shotguns.

Forget Dragon’s Breath. This stuff will sting.

OH YEAH!!! New and more imaginative ways to kill people! fap fap fap

"So quick and ingenious are the minds of men in learning the most pennicious arts.“
—Francesco Petrarch (1304-1374)

Eh, besides, most people is jerks anyways. :stuck_out_tongue:

I hope to have one of those soon (the civilian version.) It just seems like the most wonderful rifle. I just hope they eventually produce one which is black and not tan, because I can’t say I’m crazy about the color. Also, why does FN not make the FAL anymore?

Aw, be fair. You’re ignoring all the incidents in which violence was averted by a homeowner wielding a shoulder-mounted assault weapon with a thermobaric warhead.

The OP probably invited this by calling the thread “porn,” but this kind of comment belongs in Great Debates or the Pit, not MPSIMS.

Sorry Marley. One of these days I’ll learn to read a whole thread before jumping on the report post button.

E-Sabbath: Nice ammo there. The next generation of flame-throwing shotguns. Mmmm.

Re “Weapon’s Porn” I didn’t make that phrase up for dramatic purposes. It’s the actual title of the Newsweek image slideshow.

No, I think the correct response was:

“Weapons porn!? I’ll be in my bunker…”

I didn’t click the link until after I posted. Anyhow I wasn’t criticizing the thread title, just pointing out it invites a certain kind of joke.

You reported me for making a joke about the slightly distasteful concept of fetishising means of killing people?! Wrong forum perhaps, but it was simply a throwaway comment. I didn’t bother creating a new thread since I don’t think an expansive discussion of the topic will tell me, or anyone else, anything I don’t already know.

If they outlaw thermobaric warheads, only outlaws will have thermobaric warheads.

Yes I did. It wasn’t until after you got warned already that I had reported it, so I’m at least the second person to report it.

Don’t explain yourself to me, explain it to Marley, the person with authority, so he can ignore your ill-thought out reasonings.

I see, you get to make jokes about climaxing over weapons and I don’t. Fin.

I want to have a contest where this statement stands alone and people get to guess about the conversation that led up to it.