A weasel gets fried & your ‘alibi’ was you were helping at a cooking competition? :dubious:
Sounds like you’re, ummm, whats the term, you know an animal that’s trying to get out of something.
What were you [del]allegedly[/del] cooking? Do you have a recipe you could show us as proof?
Hollandaise can sense fear. :dubious:
edges backward
snorts
disappears in a cloud of spice
Weasel? Nah, sounds more like something a tytlal would do.
Are the actual rats involved trying to weasel their way out of taking responsibility for this?
After her!
We’ll fry her!
We’ll burn her at the [del]steak[/del] stake (ie. flambé her)!
Her goose is cooked!
Bonus: she’s already seasoned, too!
I think we need to find out if she weighs the same as a duck, first.
Er, I have to go stir the Hollandaise. Good luck, guys!
I had been hoping that hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com would have displayed “Nope. Just some weasel.”
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Weasel. Right.
I expect it was more of a Hound of Tindalos problem.
That was a time traveler from our dystopian future sent to stop the hadron collider before it destroys our civilization.