Some of you may find this hard to believe, but I’m a pretty boring guy. Dry as dust, in fact. People have actually fallen asleep listening to me talk. In the middle of Aerosmith concerts.
I need to add some color to my language, if only to prevent head injuries to innocent victims who pass out and fall into solid objects when I speak to them. So, I’m turning to my fellow Dopers for help.
I figure we need to start slow, because I realize that I can’t become interesting overnight.
What are some of the colorful phrases people use to describe the weather in your neck of the woods?
Around here I get:
“Colder than a well-digger’s ankle,” and the similar but not for mixed company “colder than a witch’s <three letter palindrome meaning ‘mammary gland’>.”
On a hot summer day I also heard “I feel like the sun’s anvil.”
See, I told you I was dull.
Can I get a little help, here?