Website claims it can give me the Perfect Master's phone number!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So, I log into my board e-mail address today, and see I have a PM from someone. I go respond, then delete the notification that I had a PM.

When it refreshes back to my Inbox, I see the following as a “sponsored link”

I am dizzy with the thought. Clearly, I will have to think up the ultimate question, as I doubt I’ll get through more than once before he changes his number.

Should I ask him about something in the archives? He sometimes goes into more depth on something like that.

But, no, I want to be original! Something new. Something unique and bold! Creative and interesting, even!

Only, I’m not feeling very creative or interesting right now. So I have this great opportunity, and no idea how to best use it. How sad.

Any thoughts? I’d be willing to ask a good question as a representative of the boards!

Note, though, that I deleted the link so no one can scoop me. It certainly wasn’t because I suspected it was just spam. :wink:

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Ask him, “why do you spell your last name Z-O-T-T-I?”

Then run far away, very fast.

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Ask him if his refrigerator is running.

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No no, that’s so old. He’ll have heard that one before.

Ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can.

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Some brilliant ideas. I especially like asking about his last name’s spelling. From a very far away country. And then going to a different one once I hang up the phone. Several, maybe.