Weep like a hiker in the woods who has had to take a dump and squatted over a bear trap. Not at the precise moment, of course…about two seconds later when he hit the end of the chain.
Weep like a musical saw trio.
Weep like a musical saw trio playing “Crazy.”
Weep like a musical saw duo after somebody shot the bass saw player.
Weep like you’ve been rode hard and put away wet.
Weep exactly like a submarine is not supposed to do.
You should incorporate this into a totally inappropriate sentence should you ever enter the Bulwer-Lytton contest.
I thought the only answer for this was “Weep like a little bitch with a skinned knee,” but I like everyone elses better.
I like yours almost as much as my own.
Weep like a little girl at an Nsync concert.
Who’s in too deep. And needs his sleep.