Weight Lifting

After scouring the web for some sort of objective, straight forward guide to “swinging iron”, I am still looking.

Basically: How do I pump up quickly, with a good mix between vanity and actual strength, but leaning more towards the vanity side? Also, what should I use, free weights, those regular lifting machines, or those funky-ass electronic weight lifting machines? How much should I lift? How long should I rest? What should I eat? Does my sleep level matter?

By the way, any comments on competing theories of muscle growth would be appreciated.

Assuming you are a beginner…

Do three sets of eight of the following exercises.

  • Squats - go down until your thighs are roughly parallel to the floor - KEEP YOUR HEAD UP
  • Bench press - never bounce off your chest or arch your butt off the bench - grip should be medium, about shoulder width apart
  • Pull downs (or chin ups if you are strong enough)
  • Calf raises
  • Upright rows
  • Curls
  • Leg curls

Do one set of crunch sit-ups to failure before and after your workout. Do some kind of aerobic work (cycling, jogging, stairmaster, whatever) for 20 minutes three times a week. Do some gentle, pain-free stretching AFTER every workout.

Experiment to find out how much weight you can handle so that you can get eight perfect reps on each set. The exertion should feel moderately heavy. Work at it until you can get twelve perfect reps on all three sets of an exercise. Then increase the weight 5 - 10% and go back to eight. Repeat.

Rest one minute between sets. Use perfect form on all reps, no matter what. Use perfect form on all reps, no matter what. More importantly, use perfect form on all reps, no matter what. (Get the idea?)

Use free weights. Work out on three non-consecutive days a week (Mon-Wed-Sat or Tues-Thurs-Sat).

Eat a normal, high carbohydrate, moderate protein, low fat diet. Protein powders and mega-vitamin supplements are a waste of money. A single, generic vitamin pill a day is OK, but more than that is just vitamin-fortifying your urine.

If you don’t generally wake up before the alarm goes off, you are not getting enough sleep.

The general theory is that weightlifting breaks down the muscle tissue, and rest then builds it back up a little stronger than before.

90% of what is said about bodybuilding and nutrition is nonsense from people who are trying to sell you something.

Stick to it without fail for six weeks, and re-evaluate where you are. You will be surprised.

First thing in any such excercise program is to enjoy it or you will soon get bored with hours in the gym.

It helps if you can find a few friends and make sure you set yourself a specific amount of time to complete your workout and stick to it or it can easily increase to the point of being impractical on the rest of your life.

Fun is what it is all about, so if you dig out some good music or you want to join in classes do it, company makes hard work much more enjoyable.

You’ll probably see some pretty good gains in both strength and size during the first 6 weeks or so. That’s your body responding to the new stresses. Then you may hit a plateau. Time to increase your weights by about 5-10%. Keep it simple, as has been pointed out. Vary the exercises and the order in which you do them. As has also been pointed out: USE PROPER FORM. Generally, lighter weights with more reps keeps you leaner, while fewer reps with heavier weights gets you bigger. FORM, FORM, FORM. You aren’t out to impress anyone else in the gym with how much you can lift (there’s always someone who can lift more). If you follow proper form you’re more likely not to hurt yourself, which will make it more fun, which will make you want to keep on coming back.

When I hit a plateau and start increasing the weights I tend to start eating more as well, so I have to pay particular attention to my diet. Drink plenty of water, avoid caffiene, coffee, tea, soda, etc. which all act as diuretics and make you more thirsty.