Weird Al and Trolls

In Weird Al’s song “All About the Pentiums”, he says…

“I never feed trolls and I don’t read spam…”

What does the troll thing mean?

“Trolling” is the act of posting a blatantly inflammatory thread to a message board. It gets its name from the fishing technique known as trolling, which involves haning a baited line from your boat and cruising around slowly until something bites. You have nodoubt seen this technique in action on this very board.

Well, someone has to field this question seriously, so it may as well be me.

In computer lingo, a troll is a person who posts inflammatory or insulting messages purely for the sake of evoking an angry reaction. This could mean personally insulting other posters, saying outrageous, false or offensive things, or engaging in flame wars for their own sake.

To feed a troll is to respond to their messages in detail, thereby encouraging them to keep it up. It’s generally agreed that ignoring trolls is the best way to make them go away, so an experienced user would “never feed trolls,” hence the line.

Ahhhh… it all makes sense now… thanks!

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The word “troll” originated among NewsGroups and Message Boards for posters who would drop something argumentatitve (and usually stupid) into a thread simply to get angry responses from other posters. The analogy was to the method of fishing in which one trolls a line hoping to get a strike on the hook. The more people who responded, the more “successful” the troller considered himself.

Since a very large number of internet users are from the U.S. where most of us grew up having read The Three Billy Goats Gruff, the word troll (already used as the verb, above) became associated with grouchy, unhuman monsters lurking under bridges, as well.

To respond to posts by trolls, thereby giving them joy in their chancrous hearts, is to “feed” them. Hence, polite users avoid “feeding the trolls.” (DNFTT is the abbreviation for Do Not Feed The Troll(s).

Oh, you’re talking about Weird Al the singer. I thought this was another thread about Gore kissing his wife.

SDSTAFF David and SDSTAFF Ed on What is a Troll?

The Three Billy Goats Gruff is an English translation of one of the Norwegian folktales collected by Asbjørnsen and Moe (Norway’s equivalent of the Brothers Grimm). It’s worth noting that this is the only story in which a troll is found under a bridge. They usually live inside mountains or underground in forests, hiding until they feel like bothering humans again… which, come to think of it, sounds like a good metaphor for an Internet troll as well.