He’s hiding in plain sight, people.
Original Poster AL, Champion Accordion Thumper.
Or O.P.AL for short.
Dang it! Erie774 beat me to the punchline!
I’m definitely weird. But I’m not Al. Wouldn’t be caught dead with hair like that!
I’m not Weird Al, but I play him on TV.
Ok, not really.
If he is on here, I wonder if he’s a lurker?
Is there a user named Odd Bob?
(“Odd Bob” joke stolen from David Letterman.)
I actually do have hair like that. But I am not Al either.
DOH!!! My super-secret identity has been revealed!!!
I’m NOT Sparticus. But I do enjoy gladiator movies.
Heh. Don’t worry. In my mind the greatest celeb I met was Orley Ashenfelter when he was editor of The American Economic Review.
So, go ahead and make your songs. If they’re good, I’ll enjoy them; if they aren’t good, I won’t; however, you still have to earn my respect as an intellect. (Which OpalCat has, but you get the point. 
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Said it before, say it again.
I am not Dave Barry.
If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal
I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me,
You can call me Al!
– Paul Simon
Brian, do you want us to call you Brian, Al or Paul? I am so confused.
BTW: Please do not call me Betty. Jim or What Exit are both fine.
By the way have you seen Pinky around lately?
Jim
Say, don’t you remember they called me Al,
It was Al all the time.
Why don’t you remember, I’m your pal –
Say, buddy, can you spare a dime?
Thank goodness. I can’t stand that guy. 
I’m Batman.
I’m Gumby, dammit.
I’m your worst nightmare.
But I’m not Al. I have too many girl parts to be Al.
I think Alice wants to have a word with you…
I’m Rick James, bitch!
No, actually, I’m Al.
