:eek:
…that is so wrong…
That’s hillarious! Must be one of those “great minds think alike” moments g
I thought that too :smack: But this is just as swashbuckling 
In my old town, Puppetry of The Penis was banned from coming there. They’d planned their tour to come and everything. Stupid prudish mayor 
I suppose after several weeks of performing they felt the need to bring the show to a climax.
Do you think they have to warm up before going on?
:smack:
They probably did some stretching routines.
Bwah-ha! That’s so cool! I inspired someone’s choice of username! And I’ve run out of exclamation points.
If you’d chosen Ossin we’d have to have some sort of weird cyber-flirting affair thing. I’m glad you didn’t- I’m too old and tired. [Blantant continuing hijack) Have you read Sunshine yet?
Annie Sprinkle already did the “Bosom Ballet”. 
Actually, Puppetry was in NYC for a while and, while they auditioned for new guys, they instantly disqualified any guy who showed he was…happy to be there. When asked if they ever got happy themselves onstage, they were shocked and insisted not.
Makes sense: It’s kinda difficult to tie a knot (or do other equally crazy stuff) into a pole. So from an artistic angle, fluffy would be better than rigid 
Why?
They just play lip service to what boys can do.
Darn.
Nope, haven’t read it yet.
My soul hurts just thinking about Puppetry of the Penis. I’ve promised my penis that I’ll never make it go through such disgusting and embarrassing shenanigans for me.
BTW, I, too, read the thread title as “Weird, Disturbing, Unusual Talent involving Pirates”, and was quite disappointed.
P.S. Is it really possible for women to smoke cigarettes with their “other mouth”? Would they live afterwards?
This is on par with NoClueBoy’s sticky post. Dear Lord, I’m still laughing.