Just felt this needed a shout-out (hmmm…quite possibly the first time I’ve ever used that term) – Today’s Weird Earl is one of funniest damn collections I’ve seen in quite awhile.
If you like filth, and I mean REALLY like filth, then cmon down to the Arlington Reservoir. It’s the most disgusting pool of disease you’ve ever seen. But get this, people pay good money to swim in this thing. Apparently we can’t afford a beach, so we decided to use dirt to section off a part of a pond that people use as a big wet dumpster. Fun on a bun…
Can’t miss the Police Blotter listings either. Great stuff.
Carry on.
I had a few out-loud chuckles myself.
Hope that guy gets out.
About a month ago, this was a pet grooming place called Doggy Styles. If, unlike the people in Arlington, you have a brain in your head, you should be able to figure out why this place went out of business.
<beavis>heh-heh heh heh…</beavis>
The police listings are the best part:
Step 1. Call Police.
Step 2. Wait for law upholder to arrive at your door.
Step 3. Call police again because you are suspicious of the one at your door.
Step 4. Become infamous on a web site for your own blistering stupidity.
Ye gods. And this isn’t the only listing where someone called the police because someone rang the doorbell, just the stupidest one.
The site hasn’t been updated since 2003. Here’s hoping he made it.
Well, that tour thoroughly explained why Red Sox fans exist…
