Weird SPAM "Fakes"

I got this last week. I have no idea what to make of it.

:confused:

Who the devil are Ryan and Jacob and where can I find them so I can bea on them?

I have no real driving ambition to sit and enter umpteen word combinations in a search engine to find this supposed site.

Does anyone have any idea what this crap is?

You can read more of this space case’s efforts here:

http://www.eternalambition.com/

Submit them to www.crank.net

Yeesh.

:rolleyes:

What a pair of sad, strange little men.

Thanks, Ringo

Guin, done.

I thought I was the only one who got one of those. I actually thought it was a joke from a friend.

Yeah, we’ve seen this one before –

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121148
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121459

Makes you wonder what’ll happen when these chaps get over themselves. Attention-seeking psychobabble.

And here I thought you were going to ask about “Potted Meat Food Product,” available at your finer grocery stores. Drat.