The girls’ gym teacher at our rival high school was Miss Lust. The woman had thighs like a gymnast.
My favorite joke used to be: in high school, I knew a girl whose name, honest to God, was Sarah Wannafucker.
Gullible Fool: Really?
Yeah, after she graduated, she changed her name.
GF: Yeah, I’ll bet. What’d she change it to?
Susan Wannafucker.
I went to the dentist today and the hygienist’s last name was Soprano. I’d heard the word before, of course, but I’m not sure how common a last name it is, and I’d never heard it as a last name in real life before. I guess I was under the impression it was invented for that TV show.
On a related note, I used to work with a guy who’s last name was Batman.
When I lived in Alaska there was a guy named Superman in local politics.
Wrigglesworth
Ramsbottom
Deadman
Hoare
Cocks
I’ve run across a guy named Qadgop, but no one can pronounce it because he’s a Mercotan.
I just met with a student whose last name is “Unlicker.” Very awesome.
I have a friend whose last name is Firehammer. I wish she’d named one of her sons Thor.
