A few minutes ago, weirddave watched in awe as SqrlCub did a split. Then he said, “Sqrl, if you can twist your tongue five ways, I’ll be converted.” Sqrl, needless to say, proceeded to do exactly that.
So there you have it. 
And then, as I started to unzip. EVERYBODY stopped me, and the moment was past. Sqrl didn’t look too thrilled anyway. Sides, Who am I to break up America’s kid sweethearts, sqrl and DC? These too love each other so much that watching them will give you diabetes. 
You mean, he wasn’t before?
Ummm…no, I’m not gonna say anything.
haha
Is it just me or are these new years resolutions getting WAY out of hand.
Nope. Not going to say anything about Sqrl or Falcon’s CAT or Dave or . . . the special sauce.
I’ll just say that Dave slept with Alex last night.
Dave is now gay?
ahem
<steps up on soapbox>
10 PERCENT IS NOT ENOUGH! RECRUIT, RECRUIT, RECRUIT!
Thanks you, and good New Year.
I’ll have you know that there were, at most, four straight people at last night’s gathering. Falcon says sqrl thinks she’s about 90 percent lesbian, but I’m not counting her b/c I don’t know for sure.
Meanwhile, I’m stuck in NH, bored out of my fricking mind.
Oh, a gathering of queers… how fun… I can’t wait to get back to school. It’s without quietgirl, but at least there are people I can have fun with.
So how well did you do in 2000? According to this site, '98 was a banner year.
'98 was indeed a banner year. Thank you for bringing that up, Dr. Lao.
For the rainbow year 2000 I am pleased to state my personal statistics:
-corruption of innocents was up 17%.
-admissions of bisexuality up 9%
-discussions of “well, I’ve always wondered” up 30%
-too detailed for comfort questions answered up 63%
-lesbian orgies up a whopping 54%. Must be those damn lezbian dildoes.
I’m expecting a commendation soon.
So, what are y’all implying? That I’m just jumping on the bandwagon? That there isn’t an original bone ( not that bone, down, guys) in my body? Hmmmmm? is THAT what you’re saying???
Methinks someone thinks a little highly of oneself - as if any gay man would want him! :rolleyes:
Esprix, a man of discriminating tastes
Can I just quietly request from the corner here that weirddave only go bi? If he goes 100% over, our future conversations won’t be NEARLY as interesting.
<attempts to saunter off whistling innocently while at the same time ducking and running>
Spree,
Thanks a bunch, man. So you’re saying that not only do the women not want me, but the men don’t either? So what are my chances with the sheep?
Hammy,
Good idea. Line 'em up. Men, women, whatever. Be patient, y’all will get a turn on the weirddave ride. Definitely an ‘e’ ticket. Just give me a few minutes to rest between, OK?
How did I miss a DC get-together again? I have yet to meet a single Doper in the flesh.
so, who gets the toaster?
Andygirl, I think that is, quite possibly, the greatest use of the word “whopping” in the history of the english language.