Weirddave's immitation Bricker challenge

Links to all previous Bricker Challenges and their imitators:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17942

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=18362

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=18158

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=18433

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=18704

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20014

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52293

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=18740

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19203

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20478

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20584

These should help clarify the rules, pupose, customs, etc.

I’ll get back to posting answers in a moment.

*4. Blow up the Smithsonian, The National Gallery and the Library of Congress, and you’ll come close to scope of this tragedy, ordered in 391 by who, in who’s name? *
The destruction of the library at Alexandria, as well as other pagan temples, ordered by Roman Emperor Theodosius I, in the name of Christ, and certainly influenced by Bishop Ambrose

7. My troops lay siege to the Countesses’ Motte and Bailey. What am I doing?
Well, motte and bailey is a style of castle, but I can’t find any reference to any specific countesses having a castle that was ever laid seige to.

11. Raped and left for dead when her Shin’a’in clan was massacred, she foreswore sex to get her revenge.
Tarma, from the Oathbound

*48. A flying ostrich carries me aloft against my enemies. WTF? *
You’re playing the early eighties arcade game Joust.

*37. “Oh no no no, I’m a rocket man, Rocket man,----------------.“ *
burning out his fuse up here alone

43 = Ronald Reagan.

Ahhhhh, fuck it. I can’t even get a popular thing like a Bricker challenge right.

I think the problem is trying to make it like Bricker’s Challenge. You should call it: Weirddave’s Super Challenge

But then people would confuse him with “Super Dave Osborne” and who the hell would want that?

I can’t believe I’m the first to answer these (comics geeks, goths, I’m looking at you):

13. Morpheus triumphed over entropy in a duel with a demon using what?
Hope

25. They are seven in number and endless in aspect. Name them.
Dream, Death, Desire, Delirium, Despair, Destruction, Destiny

Here goes. Pirated ones have asterisk…
1 Fast Times at Ridgemont High
2.*Dr. Harry Wolper
3.*Slats
4 Torching the Library at Alexandria, Christians for Theodosius I
5.Woodstock.
6.General Bee.
7.*Attacking a castle
8…The Fonz teaches brassiere removal
9. Three years house arrest punishment for a reprehensible stain on America’s honor.
10.*Sgt. York Division Air Defense System
11.*Tarma
12. NASA blunders Mars Observer mission by not correctly converting units
13.*Hope
14. To explore strange new worlds, yadda yadda
15. For the same reason you can’t park a Cadillac in a closet, you bozo.
16. The Twilight Zone
17. Bastard boss told me if I have time for leaning, I have time for cleaning.
18. He kept stolen KGB plans to sabotage America’’s infrastructure in his mattress.
19. Wendy’s spokesperson Clara Peller
20. Black and White the game?
21. Oh, dear, Buffy, we can’’t find affordable housing in New York City anywhere!
22. Zaccheus
23. Prometheus
24. Baltimore Ravens
25. pride, sloth, greed, gluttony, wrath, lust and envy
26. Enterprise
27. Ozymandias
28. *Tim Bayliss
29. Carol Burnett
30. Because The Newhart Show is *off the air
31. The hot pasta cooks the egg-cream mixture. What am I making?
A noodle omelet?
32. What vegetable takes three years to produce the first edible crop, but can keep bearing for over 100?
33. Hemispherical cylinder heads
34. Smells the same to me
35. Herb Tarlek from WKRP
36. *Second place vote getter becomes VP?
37. Burning out his fuse up here alone…And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time…(used search engine)
38. Ground for a two-pronged plug
39. Breath (I also like iampuhna’s “Spotlight”)
40. Richard the Lionhearted, the guy shot him with an arrow
41. Baltimore
42. Garfield
43. Ronald Reagan
44. mY wAY.
45. cremation of Sam McGee
46. Medical attention and transport
47. Brilliant and funny musician who also had a bit role on M
A
S
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48. Joust! Definitely.
49.*I like Chinese
50. *Elbow Room by Schoolhouse Rock
A time limit would have been a good idea. Thanks for the quizzes Bricker and Weirddave, keep 'em coming.

Does anyone feel like finishing this? There is a case of beer on the line after all.