Welcome, New Teenaged Dopers! Don't make me kill you.

I hardly think an incident which occurs off the playing field after losing a World Series game counts as a bonehead play. Silly me though, for fogetting that’s your 2nd most favorite Cardinal moment to tease me about.

At least that play occurred after the Cards had won a pennant sometime in the last 90 years.

Spoof? You’re a…mere kid of 20? I had no idea! I guess it’s true: on the internet, no one knows you’re a dog. (Not that you’re a dog!) (Not that there’s anything wrong with that!)

Damn.

I’m fresh out of Cards insults.

I’ll accept my punishment now.

Say, Crunchy. Do you have license to carry that non-concealed lethal weapon?
You know, I had no idea that I could touch type so well. It is gonna be a bitch clicking “submit” without eyesight, though. Now, where did the mouse get off to?

Damn, what a shame I was gone this week and missed all the fun.

For which the Phillies, Cardinals, Braves, Dodgers, Reds, Pirates, Mets, Giants, Astros, and Padres are eternally grateful.

I just want to point out that ARose and I are two entirely different people.

Nice jacket.

When did Vince Coleman play for the Arizona Cardinals?

1985-1990, AlbertRose.