How long till the bannig stick come out?
Heh. I was just on my way here to open this very thread.
Except I brought visual aids.
S/he can’t even code right any more…what happened to our heroes?
Can we start a sweepstake? I am going for 2 hours 30 from the time of the OP. 
Oh, God, s/he’s back?
Just a pale imitator of the true thunder and glory, it seems. 
I saw the name on the front page inviting me to Welcome our newest member.
So come on!
Let’s make The_Grapist feel welcomed.
Can I get in on the pot? I’m guessing 55 minutes from the time of the OP.
Oh, and BTW, what’s “Sha Right!” 
I love the sound of it.
Dear The_Grapist:
Purple sucks. That is all.
Truly,
Munch
21 minutes. You lose. 
Wow, less than 20 minutes from the colorful post…that’s a good time.
Shit! Well, at least I got closer than InvidiousCourgette …
As of right now, The_Grapist has been banned, yet is still listed on the front page as the newest member.
That’s gotta be some kind of record!
Silly, cheating, stupid sweapstake game. Hmmmph.
Maybe they should add a “Say goodbye to our most recent banned poster”.
Then if you have both, you know you’re special.
I’m bemused by his/her plucky spirit but happy to see him/her go.
**The Grapist ** is and always has been my hero/ine.
But I do suggest that, in the interest of convenience, our friendly neighborhood mods perhaps preclude anyone from registering as, say:
**Tha Grapist ** (all y’all gangstas be warned)
Le Grapiste (for condemning American foreign policy)
El Grapisto (for fratboys)
The Gr@pist (for 133t-freaks)
Grapist, The (for the Library of Congress set)
The Grappist (for Sicilians, or hip-hop aficionados, or strictly-observant monks)
I mean, I can see it happening.
For newbies’ reference: The Grapist just wants to love!
Given the senseless violets of the first banning, I’m disappointed that a mod/admin did not post…
This poster has been banned by the banner!
A return of the Grapist? This is hue-g!
What I don’t get is that this person apparently subscribed. Post count and Location are both listed, and last I checked, that only happens when you pay. So this person paid $15 to make a single one-line post that they knew they weren’t allowed to make.