Welcome to the SDMB, lakejm

I just saw on the front page that the newest user is lakejm.

I don’t know who they are, or very much about them. They haven’t even posted yet. But I thought now would be a good time to welcome him/her to the boards.

Hi there, lakejm. May your posting career be long and fruitful. Enjoy yourself and learn. If you need advice, myself and many other posters will be glad to provide it, I’m sure.

Two rules that keep you out of trouble around here:
Learn by example (Most problems and questions are solved by reading threads old and new)
Don’t, of course, be a jerk.

Good luck, and see you around.

how come nobody ever bothered to welcome me?