Well, fuck, it looks like it's going to be Bush. Putcher rants here.

Yes, and who also wear nothing under their kilts.

He got into said Ivy League college with a 566 on the Verbal SAT, a score that would have immediately disqualified most applicants.

Stupid? No. Amazingly overpriviliged and utterly unaware of it? Hell yes.

God how I hate him. It’s four more years of tax cuts for rich people, four more years of combatting Muslim fundamentalism with Christian fundamentalism, four more years of low wage jobs, four more years of screwing the environment, four more years of anti-science nonsense, four more years of turning this country in a cross between Brazil and Iran.

Just what this country needed. :rolleyes:

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

When Come Back Bring Pie!

[sub]Wanker[/sub]

Hoot mon!

Well, tonight it looks like he’s going to get into the electoral college by only a bit more than 270. He’s getting dumber! :eek:

Lots of Kerry supports have been saying how they’ll move to Canada if Bush wins. Well, lemme tell you that Canada’s not safe from Bush and his shitty administration. We should all pack up and move to Mars.

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

see ya in a week

That’s it. Bush wins.

I told you so.

It looks like Bush is gonna get Ohio, but it’s so close.

Really close. I mean, it looks good for Bush, but who knows.

Boy. This election is a nailbiter.

I won’t mince words…

FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BUSH VOTERS!!

You have re-elected THE worst President, maybe ever. A President who is an enemy of fiscal conservatism, small government, and internationalism. A President who started a costly and ridiculous war based on lies, exaggeration and egoism. A President whose stupidity is only out-weighed by his arrogance and who has wasted every bit of moral capital the US has ever had in the world community. It’s a joke and everybody who voted for him is a joke.

FUCKERS!

Massive. Civil. Unrest.

If Bush really won, the next four years are going to be uhhh-gleeee. Not necessarily a civil war, but it won’t be pretty.

God. Guns. Gays.
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That’s all this farkign country is about. I thought this nation was about more, but apparently not. We’re a bunch of lockstep, gun totin’, Wal-Mart shoppin’ Jesus n’ terrorist fearin’ rednecks who can’t think for ourselves.

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Off to bed. Four more years. Yeah, I feel a whole lot safer from Osama bin Whatever. Strategery. We get the leadership we deserve.

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Always look on the bright side…

If Kerry wins, that means the United States rejects his brand of extremist neo-conservative claptrap.

If Bush wins, we get to sit on the sidelines and say “I told you so” to all the Bush voters when he spends the next four years making things even worse.

Me? I’m gonna see The Incredibles this weekend. Pixar + Brad Bird = Awesome! :smiley:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am HAPPY. Do you hear me?

More than half of your countrymen voted for the man.

If Kerry had won, I’d be congratulatory. But when your guy loses, everyone on the other side is an idiot.

Good. Keep it up, genius. This attitude worked great for you this year. I’m sure it’ll work great in 2008. I hope you’re in charge of Democratic PR. I forsee a happy future.

See, that’s more upbeat. Good for you, rjung.

I figured before election day that either way, there’d be something interesting going on.

(For the record, I’m mostly a centrist so I am not ecstatic about either guy, but I picked one.)

For me, it’s the First Lady. I like Mrs. Kerry. If she becomes First Lady, she’s going to be verrrrrrry amusing. I also like Laura Bush. If she remains First Lady, great. I like her.

Bricker. Don’t be so quick to call victory. I am reserving judgment. We all learned something from the 2000 election—it’s not going to be so simple. Let’s just wait a little while.

Though it does look like Ohio will be hard for Kerry to get. But anything’s possible.

This is what lies in the soul of every left-winger, an asshole who thinks he is better than you. One who thinks that you are to stupid to live your own life and thus need to be told how to run your life.

I am experiencing the most intense feeling of schadenfreude of my life.

Dances like Snoopy on Schroeders piano

FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!

I am way too pissed off right now to formulate any sort of reaction to this that would make much sense, so that’ll have to sum it up for me for now.

And in case I didn’t make it clear enough… here’s one more FUCK!!!

I’m not as mad as I thought I would be when Bush won.
There comes a time when you have to face reality - we live in an overwhelmingly conservative country.
I give respect to the Democrats in this election - they went with their ideals; there were real differences between the candidates. The public chose between them, and they chose Bush.
Americans do not favor health care for everyone. They just don’t. I voted for Kerry, but I never agreed with his health care proposals.
Americans do not favor same sex marriage. Ohio passed a ban against anything even RESEMBLING marriage for same sex couples. This one I am in complete disagreement with… but again, most people in the country are against same sex marriage.

Americans believe Bush is better in the fight on terror. They want things like the patriot act. They are willing to give up freedoms for safety. That is their right.

Basically, what I am saying is, when you have an overwhelmingly conservative country, then why shouldn’t it elect a conservative leader? Should a conservative county have a liberal leader forced on it?

Now, I maintain that Bush is far too much of a divisive and incompetent/malicious extremist. But the alternative is not a liberal. What we really need is a more moderate Republican, someone like Arnold though not necessarily him in particular. Or we need a whole new party for moderate conservatives. I’ve given up on the Democratic party.

Fuck you, too. Fuck you all. Every Bush-voter out there, from fresh-faced 18-year-old Young Republicans to 103-year-old great-great-grandmothers. Fuck you all. Fuck you sideways with a goddamn chainsaw. May you reap every single thing that’s coming to you from re-electing this clown…because God knows the rest of us are going to.

I may sound like a left-winger, but I assure you I am anything but.