I got to the office this morning and started scurryin’ around - computer problems - bleah. A cooling fan on my video card is dying and the sound is persistent. Up and down the halls to use the geologists’ computer. Wha…?? Am I losing it? I’m on the far side of the building and I still hear that sound. No way.
Wait! No. It’s my pants legs rubbing together as I walk. That’s never happened before. But there’s a bunch of pant leg flapping around as I walk. Hmmm.
Well, I went to the kitchen where I encountered our exploration secretary, who says, “Ringo? You doin’ OK today? You look just a little…, well, a little funny.”
Huh?
Down at the garage for a cigarette, where it’s always quite windy, I notice I’m fightin’ the wind a little more than usual. When I get back inside and the hair and clothes start to settle down a it, I suddenly notice that my shirt cuffs are hanging around my knuckles!
WTF! Am I wasting away!?!
Hmmm… Now I remember commenting that, “I didn’t know I owned that many pairs of khakis” when I picked up my laundry last night. Sure enough, when I get home I can verify it.
Yeah, khakis, who thinks twice about 'em? And I do have a red and white striped oxford - except mine fits me. I wore some big ass stranger’s clothes to work today!
I know - weirder stuff has happened. Well, that’s mine for the day.
It’s not quite cross-dressing, but what is it?
