Two trains leaving from stations 256 miles apart. Train A is going 21 MPH while Train B is going 85 MPH. They will have a crash at a point somewhat not in the middle and a cow will be involved and children will no longer have to do this as a math problem.
If you have two watches at exactly the same time, one of them is not running.
The reason electricity flows so well in water and you get shocked is that electrons really like to play “Marco Polo” and be it.
When you spill coke into a keyboard, the reason it sticks the next day is because the stomach of a computer is via the CD ROM port. The keyboard is the ears of the computer and the coke is just sticking to its ear wax.
You can weigh light by placing exactly 10[sup]253[/sup] lit flashlights on one side of a balance and 10[sup]253[/sup] unlit flashlights on the other side.
The odds of winning the lottery increase if you split the winning with a cute member of the opposite sex and your marriage is on the rocks.