Before the initiation, one needs to obtain certain hard-to-get items. It’s kinda like a scavenger hunt. However, the items are rather obscure: Testicles from a castrated pig; An unopened tube of Ipana Toothpaste (no longer in production), An original signature of a deceased U.S. Senator. A deed from Quaker Puffed Wheat (or Rice) to one square inch of land in Northwest Territory (or was it Yukon).
HOWEVER: If you are unable to obtain these items, they can be purchased for $600 from a website that the Illuminati will provide. It’s a small price to pay to receive your one million dollars a month.
Hola! I didn’t think I was Illuminati material up until I got the email. I hope they didn’t confuse us. . . I’d hate to think I got your Illuminati invitation, and/or you got my invitation to Warren Buffet’s portfolio-building seminar.
Should I bring body armor? Maybe wear an old set of OCPs just 'cause they’ll probably get torn up?
Majestic 12 is sooooo passe. I already have access to those materials–they’re all outdated, and Eisenhower missed a couple of key chances to steal stuff from the Soviets. That interstellar ship has sailed. Besides, I was out at Mercury site the past few weeks–had to make a run to Pahrump for supplies. I agree with you thou. . . those Zeta Reticulans know how to make a stiff shot of espresso.
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Yep. Just waiting on the next flight itinerary for their Secret Jet to the Secret Lair.