OK, the whole Illuminati thing. Hmm, since this group is all about lots of money and evil where do I join up? Being poor sucks. I’m headed downstairs in the afterlife (that whole ‘man sleeping with man’/ fornication bit) anyways so I figure I should stop settling for the lesser evil and get into something bigger. I figure white collar conspiracies are right up my alley (and I’m pretty good at math too). I like Jewish people as well, so if they need help with their International conspiracies I’d be happy to help. Any way of getting in contact with them?;j
To be a member of the illuminati, you first must be an alien lizard-man and if you are one alrealdy, you should know how to join better than me.
To join zog there is a five-year waiting list.
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Here are some world-wide conspiracy articles, to start you off on your path to world domination:
Does May Day actually commemorate the birth of the Illuminati?
Is the dollar bill’s eye-on-a-pyramid the symbol of a secret society?
Is the Trilateral Commission the secret organization that runs the world?
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http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_195 This is the commentary on the hubbub about the “57 varieties” of Heinz products, when they never really had that exact number of products/ brands. Read the rant at the bottom of the article (concerning the Illuminati). It got me to thinking: since I by far do not have the clout to be attractive to the International Conspiracy du jour, I figure I may as well advertise my incredible susceptibility to seven-figure-plus bribes, jet-set lifestyles and other materialist trappings, if for any other reason it can get my credit rating out of hock. Does it help if I say I’m going back to college for a degree as an Accountant? I hate management. Numbers don’t whine nearly as much as people. Plus, I can do math without any rhyme or reason to come up with convenient numbers and rationalize later how it all fits together. 