I’ve been on the road for a little while, but finally back from travel. I took a few minutes to sign into my email account, and What Ho! FINALLY, the invitation I had been patiently waiting for:
From: Ina Jolman <ijolman@[whatever].nl>
To: Tripler <[triplerSDMB]@hotmail.com>
Sent: Saturday, October 19, 2019 12:46 PM
Subject: Join the illuminati.
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Greetings, from The illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers and security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated to the great Illuminati empire. Once you are initiated to the illuminati empire you will get numerous benefits and reward.
Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme which will end next month and this offer is for unique ones only, if you are not serious on joining the illuminati empire, then you are advise not to contact us at all. This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization. Do you agree to be a member of the illuminati new world order? If YES!. Then kindly reply us back on our direct recruitment email only at: joinilluminati@[wazzup].com
Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:> joinilluminati@[wazzup].com For more instructions on our membership process.
Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.
The Illuminati.*
I wanted to share this all with you, to prove to you that the Illuminati is REAL, and they’re hiring. Obviously, since it was not in my Spam mailbox, this is a genuine offer from a real person. And now we see just how exclusive joining the Illuminati is!! That being said, if someone else does get a similar recruitment email, let me know, and we’ll coordinate schedules so we can take same Illuminati corporate jet, and save them a couple of bucks.
Be nice to me, and I will protect you spiritually and physically, because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here.
Tripler
One of the unique ones.