How does one go about joining the Illuminati?
You’re in.
You’ll find your contact info buried deep inside the fine print of what appears to be an ordinary piece of junk mail. Inspect all direct mail carefully for the next several weeks.
Welcome aboard…
He knows too much.
Forget the Illuminati, pal, that’s high dollar. I can get you in to the Tonton Macoutes cheap, these days. There’s somethin’ to be said for being the biggest fish in a small pond.
This is no fnord such thing as the Illuminati.
Moriah is right.
If you are worthy, you will be contacted. Don’t hold your breath.
If you mean the mysterious Bilderberg group, a group of politicians, business people and afficianardos of something-or-other who meet up occasionally to discuss world matters, I gather it is by invitation only.
lol…ok I was just wondering because I saw it on MEBs sig. think it was MEB 
I thought that was only in Soviet Russia. No, wait… this isn’t Slashdot. Never mind.
Reading Slashdot = good laughs.