I hear so much about conspiracies and groups that control the world. What I want to know is how does one join them? I want to contribute to the unholy alliances! I want to be one of the elite!
But I haven’t the slightest clue how to join these organizations, such as the Illuminati, Trilateral Commission, bands of ritual Satanists, power-hungry Freemasons (I know how to join the boring, ordinary, run-of-the-mill Freemasons), secret Vatican corps, etc.
Any ideas?
(I’ll give Austria or Iceland or the Koreas to whomever can get me into the higher circles, once I take over the world, of course.)
I’m sure the Unholy Alliances are looking for eager, young (I’m 23!) potential members to carry forth the Dark Work beyond the current generation. This is just a sign of my enthusiasm!!!
Yes, of course, O Great One! I will not question Your most wise words!
Pray, enlighten a one in darkness - what mean the random letters underneath your post? Is it some Mystick Secret? Some password to the General Headquarters of the Worldwide Association for the Coordination of Unholy Alliances and Other Groups for a Successful Takeover of the World?
You can’t just apply and JOIN the illuminati. You need to become important and/or influential enough that we seek YOU out. Your induction, if it happens at all, will come at a time and place of OUR choosing.
Khadaji, you must have missed a memo… according to the current SOP’s, it is the WHITE dog that has the midnight spot. The red dog was moved up a slot to 11:15…
Oh, and I do hope you are male, Sauron . Those clubs are distressingly sexist. I, personally, think they all started as a way to get away from the wife.
Wife: “Remember we’ve got dinner with the Andersons, and bridge after.”
Husband: “Oh, but dear, we’re killing Archduke Ferdinand and blaming Poland! Can’t we reschedule?”
