The flying V formation
Well, there is your answer! 
Cut the green wire, not the red.
Aha-san, must talk. Man walk on road. Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk down middle, sooner or later, get squished just like grape. Same here.
Goodness. Looks like I caught this thread just in time. Aha, I’m horrified that you are actually giving some consideration to this. Even more disturbing is the idea of you polling all the dopers and thus dragging them down with you into the dark, morally depraved world that will be yours should you pursue this agenda.
I, for one, am against everything.
I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.
-----> Hamadryad, always good for a laugh, a pat on the back, and a really stiff shot of tequila.
It’s always about you isn’t it! Where is the thought about other people. You know that your actions can have a devastating effect on someone else’s life. But you just keep on pretending to care, looking for justification from the teeming millions to fill the void. 
On the other hand, if you don’t do it for yourself, no one else will. They will step all over you and take advantage of any kind act. Don’t be stepped on by the inconsiderate bastards!
You could always flip a coin.
I’ll do it with you…maybe it’s better with two people.
I’d think about how it would affect my wife and kids.
Then my wife would tell me I couldn’t.
Just remember, nobody ever got fired for recommending IBM.
I’d do it… but only because I’ve done it before.
It tastes better, for one thing, and helps get the cockroaches out from behind the corners. But I’d highly recommend staying away from asparagus, because that would just smell funny when you go to the bathroom, and by all means
most important:
Inform your next of kin.
Other than that, avoid wearing aubergine while doing so.
If I were you, I wouldn’t. I mean, that’s a pretty sensitive area, and it could wind up hurting quite a lot. If you’re really determined to go through with it, at least skip the kerosine part; I think corn oil’s a better idea. But then again, maybe that’s just me.
I can’t say this strongly enough. Don’t do it! I did it once many years ago and I’ve regretted it ever since. You just can’t take something like that back, you know? Oh sure, you may think the authorities will never find out, or that it’s not a big deal, but you are wrong, wrong, wrong! The fact that you are even considering it fills me with dread. You should seek counseling immediately.
Well, aha, have you made your decision?
Drain:
Cutting the red wire…
ultress:
bup:
Dammit would you just give me a minit? I getting there. Besides, I will have to live with this decision the rest of my my life ok?
I say no. If you pick at it, the sores are never going to heal.
Your proposition may be good, but let’s have one thing understood: whatever it is, I’m against it! And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it, I’m against it!
Take the blue pill.
I’ve thought about it and I think it’s bad news… don’t do it!
What ever you do, look before you leap, don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched, all that glitters is not gold, a stitch in time saves nine, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, gentlemen prefer blondes, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, a fool and his money are soon parted, where there’s smoke there’s fire, don’t cry over spilt milk, for every action there’s and equal and opposite reaction, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, a penny saved is a penny earned, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you can’t judge a book by its cover, nice guys finish last, blood is thicker than water, you can’t go home again, a wink’s as good as a nod to a blind bat, a picture is worth a thousand words, don’t chew with your mouth open, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, music soothes the savage breast, the love of money is the root of all evil, do unto others as you would have done unto you, don’t burn your bridges, don’t get ants in you pants, put your pants on one leg at a time, don’t put the horse before the cart, there’s more than one way to skin a cat, E=MC[sup]2[/sup], don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head, when it rains it pours, what does not kills you makes you stronger and for God’s sake never play a game to the death with a Sicilian.
I hope this helps.