The Kill It! Kill It With Fire! section:
Fuckin’ Discobot…
@discobot display help
Basically just lists the stuff I’ve put here.
@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}
The two tutorials are tutorial and advanced tutorial. They keep changing the names, though, so check with Discobot if it the tutorial won’t start.
@discobot roll 2d6
Just like D&D. Number of dice, a lowercase d, size of the die. So 2d6 rolls two six-sided dice. The result will be something like:
3, 6
@discobot quote
Gives an inspirational quote.
@discobot fortune
Tells your fortune. Like a magic 8 ball.
Those are the things Discobot can do. But it probably shouldn’t. Not in public. Any reply box, whether in a thread or in a PM, will summon the beast if you even mention him.